Mummy Your Not Watching Me

Television Personalities Mummy Your Not Watching Me Lyrics
1.Scream Quietly

Love's a thousand things
Everyone a precious thing
Love's a thousand dreams
Everyone a mystery

Someone stole her dream today
She'd saved it for a rainy day
Scream quietly, or the neighbours will hear

Now he's gone away
Haven't heard her cry for days
Then the ambulance came
Heard it on the news today

Someone stole her dream today
She'd saved it for a rainy day
Scream quietly, or the neighbours will hear


2.Mummy Your Not Watching Me

I'm crying again
Can't remember last time when
A day went by without tears falling
I try my hardest
But I always get sent to bed
I don't know why, that's why I'm crying

Mummy you're not watching me
Oh please

I could run away
But I would rather try again
I don't know why but I'm still crying
If only you'd see
I'm not the fool you think I am
If you could see, if you could see

Mummy you're not watching me
Oh please

I'm crying again
Can't remember last time when
A day went by without tears falling
I could run away
But I would rather try again
Until I know you're watching me


3.Brians Magic Car

Good morning boys and girls
We're all going for a ride in Brian's Magic Car
We'll soon be on our way and drive two thousand miles an hour
Have a lovely day

Would you like to ride Brian's magic car
Would you like to try Brian's magic car
Flying through the sky in Brian's magic car
In and out the clouds in Brian's magic car

Your best friends can come too
Let's hope the sky is blue

Fun for all the family in Brian's magic car

Lots to see and do in Brian's Magic car
There's nothing quite the same
I hope it doesn't rain

Your best friends can come too
Let's hope the sky is blue

It's really good in Brian's magic car!
Can we come again next week Brian?

Your best friends can come too
Let's hope the sky is blue

Well boys and girls
I hope you have all enjoyed your ride in Brian's magic car
Come again next week, fun fun fun all the way
Lots to see and do in Brian's Magic car


4.David Hockneys Diaries

I want to wear the finest shoes
My credit card can buy
I want to eat the finest food
And drink the finest wine
I want the world to stop and stare
Whenever it sees me
But most of all I want to be
In David Hockney's diaries
Most of all I want to be
In David Hockney's diaries

I want to fly around the world
In my own private plane
I want to party every night
So I can sleep all day
I want the world to stop and stare

Whenever it sees me
But most of all I want to be
In David Hockney's diaries
Most of all I want to be
In David Hockney's diaries

I want to be in magazines
And be part of the scene
I want to see my paintings hang
In every gallery
I want the world to stop and stare
Whenever it sees me
But most of all I want to be
In David Hockney's diaries
Most of all I want to be
In David Hockney's diaries


5.Lichtenstein Painting

She reminds me of a Liechtenstein Painting
That hangs on the wall of famous halls
In galleries around the world

She reminds me of a Liechtenstein Painting
I saw in a book, 'Oh Jeff I do love you but....'
She's the Sleeping Girl

And when she's here I feel so glad
But when she's sad then I cry too
She looks like the drowning girl
Send for International Rescue

And if she smiles then I smile too
It really makes my day
I only wish she'd stay that way
La la la la love you


6.Magnificiant Dreams

Just carry on dreaming your magnificient dreams
Just carry on dreaming your magnificient dreams
And if you need someone I'll be here to comfort you
I'll be here if you should need somebody

And if you're unhappy I'll share your tears with you
But don't throw your dreams away, tomorrow they may come true
And if you need someone I'll be here if you should fall
I'll be here with open arms to catch you

Just carry on dreaming your magnificient dreams
Just carry on dreaming your magnificient dreams
And if you need someone I'll be here to comfort you
I'll be here if you should need somebody

And if you need someone I'll be here if you should fall
I'll be here with open arms to catch you

Just carry on dreaming your magnificient dreams
Just carry on dreaming your magnificient dreams

And if you need someone I'll be here


7.Adventure Playground

Do you ever stop, stop and wonder
What it is you want
Live your life by their expectation
Pride before a fall
Try to find the truth before it finds you
Or you may get hurt
When you realise the situation's
Out of your control

To the adventure playground
I'm coming out to play

Don't be scared to voice your opinion
Spray it on the wall
Then you'll realise perhaps your friends
Are not your friends at all
Do you ever stop, stop and wonder
Who it is you know
Always someone there to impress you
With their bright ideas

To the adventure playground
I'm coming out to play


8.A Day In Heaven

Hello, and welcome to a day in heaven
And here's your host, Saint Peter

Painting rainbows in the sky
Building castles in the air
Try to hide the tear stained eyes
Take the consolation prize
She wants to be an actress
Star with Richard Harris
She wants a heart shaped swimming pool
To be the talk of Paris

She wants to be an angel
She wants to be immortal
She wants to live in Amsterdam
She wants to be in pictures
She wants to be notorious
She wants a reputation
She wants to do unusual things
She wants to fly around the world
Her lucky number's seven
She wants to go to heaven
'Cause good girls go to heaven

She wants to be a beauty queen
She wants to be a somebody
She wants to be a femme fatale
Her idol's Christine Keeler
She wants to be a somebody
Everything in the brochure
She wants to live in a mansion
She wants to kiss Charles Manson